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February 18th, 2002, 03:20 PM
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"Daddy, the oven isn't even warm."
"You mean the kitchen oven? Then, we better do something about that."
"How about this for a slogan: We, here at Tri-State hold on to your love ones a little longer in case they decide to rise from the dead."
"Son, you're not stacking those piles right. You're wasting space."
"We'll be OK. John Wayne Gacy got caught because he was careless."
Dog who discovered it: "That's a big bone. I'm gonna dig it up and drag that sucka home."
Next door neighbor: "What the fuk? And, we've been drinking well water all these years?"
Georgia funeral home and crematory inspector: "No comment."
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 18, 2002 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Bobby42 ]</font>
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February 18th, 2002, 03:26 PM
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Hitler comment from InkyDave in
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February 18th, 2002, 03:29 PM
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Patty, when have you seen Inky post anything before 12:00 noon?
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February 18th, 2002, 03:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Patty In Modesto:
Hitler comment from InkyDave in
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Don't think so on this one, I think this freak is a certified brutha!
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February 18th, 2002, 03:36 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
Patty, when have you seen Inky post anything before 12:00 noon?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I stand corrected
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February 18th, 2002, 05:22 PM
#6
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Crematorium owner to police:Uhhh, what smell?
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February 18th, 2002, 07:12 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
"Daddy, the oven isn't even warm."
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Here, I'll check it out.
Sincerely,
Sylvia Plath
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February 18th, 2002, 07:28 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
Dog who discovered it: "That's a big bone. I'm gonna dig it up and drag that sucka home."
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Not if I get there first
Sincerely,
The late Jeff Dahlmer
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February 18th, 2002, 07:38 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
"Daddy, the oven isn't even warm."
"You mean the kitchen oven? Then, we better do something about that."
"How about this for a slogan: We, here at Tri-State hold on to your love ones a little longer in case they decide to rise from the dead."
"Son, you're not stacking those piles right. You're wasting space."
"We'll be OK. John Wayne Gacy got caught because he was careless."
Dog who discovered it: "That's a big bone. I'm gonna dig it up and drag that sucka home."
Next door neighbor: "What the fuk? And, we've been drinking well water all these years?"
Georgia funeral home and crematory inspector: "No comment."
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 18, 2002 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Bobby42 ]</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
He refused to pay his bill. What other options did he have?
Sincerely,
Atlanta Natural Gas
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February 18th, 2002, 08:51 PM
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Hey look... it's MikeT_in_Indy's dad!!
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